Perfume Banned on Planes
I was checking out Transportation Safety Administration’s (TSA) website for travel tips which has an interesting and comprehensive list of items NOT allowed on airplanes anymore. Ok, so i’ll have to leave my ‘box cutters’, ‘razor blades’ and ‘meat cleavers’ at home. That probably wont be a problem. But I cant bring my ’spear gun’? Nor my ‘realistic replica of firearms? That sucks because I often like to take my ‘realistic replica of firearms’ and pretend I am Aston Kutcher and shoot myself twice between the eyes.
Even if an item not on the list can be confiscated if they feel it might pose a threat. So you can forget about bringing your new Stella perfume by Yves Saint Laurent since last someone got theirs impounded because the bottle is shaped like a hand grenade. I mean no matter how fast you pull the applicator and no matter how far you lob it, it will still never blow up. However, it scares timid people and thats a safety issue. The only real threat I think is that everything will end up smelling like roses and wood.