Calling all fools who confuse morality with efficiency. If you jog for health reasons I applaud your defiance of Obama’s universal care plan. But what about other reasons? It’s shocking that the Prius outsells every other hybrid on the market, combined. I think it’s a mental condition when people beg for admiration through artful ingratiation. Are skeletons in their closet compelling them to buy back their soul at Toyota dealerships, or in this case, broadcast self-righteousness? Damn the planet, look at me on my bicycle!

Among the dozens of facts presented in the Corvette ZO6 chapter of my DVD: SuperCar Extravaganza, a particular one stirred a biblically hot wind of dissension. I clearly couldn’t be correct, they must’ve carped, otherwise I’d be the first person in history to publicly present a proof of the C6 Corvette’s Ladder Frame chassis.

There is no doubt about it, the fanatic iPhone frenzy is en fuego. People geekier than the under and over weight male who have never seen female genitalia Star Wars crowd, I call them iLosers, lined up around the corner 2 days in advance to buy an Ipod that’s been scotch-taped to a phone.

There is no definite proof of global warming. No one can say for sure just what is causing the rise in temperature. But there is an inescapable fact. Carbon dioxide is indeed increasing, due partly to man’s burning of fossil fuels and Al Gore’s damp exhalations complaining about man’s burning of fossil fuels.

What Sheikh Mohammad Jihad is doing by pumping useless dead dinosaurs out of the desert for us, is not only making our lives better and more convenient by fueling our Range Rovers and Hummers and Ferrari F430 Spiders with F1 paddle shifters and carbon ceramic brakes, is fueling nature.