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Soundtrack : 5.1 Surround, 2.0 Matrix Disc Format : DVDr-5 Running Time : 62min Approx Color : NTSC Rating : Unrated
DVD Description:
Scott VanPala hunts down The Best
Car, in the World, Ever!
Synopsis:
In this one hour controversial DVD feature, I take you on
a mission to find the best
and
worst car ever
made by buckling myself into the cockpit of 17 aspirational drives
and flogging them much too quickly around corners. Then at
halftime, I take a break to seek out and
destroy the most aesthetically appalling and irretrievably
boring car ever made. Which, after a sordid test drive,
gets filled with gasoline. And a match. Not only will you
see street racing, top speed runs, and a general mucking about
in some of the latest and sleekest rides, you'll get served
with, in an acerbic style, informative road testing taken to the
next level. Enjoy -Scott VanPala
Chapter List:
Introduction / Mercedes SL500 / Subaru Impreza STI
Mini
Cooper
Dodge Viper
Infiniti G35 vs. Nissan 350Z vs. Mazda RX-8 vs. Dodge SRT-4
vs. BMW 330I
Pontiac Sunfire kill
Hyundai Elantra destruction
Ford F
ocus
Chevrolet Corvette
Volkswagen Phaeton
Ferrari 430 Spider
Porsche 911 Turbo
Put simply, if you like cars, you are going to love this DVD. And if you love cars, you are going to be astonished!
Quotes
on the Porsche
911 Turbo
"...the engine is
in the wrong spot. So driving it
quickly...needed bravery that would leave even the new mayor
of Baghdad, breathless.
...and in a hedge, upside down, and
on fire."
on the
Mazda
RX-8
"Of course its styling
is a bit too, love or hate. And its suicide doors are far
too eccentric. And its engine, having only three moving
parts, is much too bohemian...And that's
good!"
on the Mini Cooper
"...it's the trendiest
thing on four wheels. It's like driving around in a
Burberry Ipod."
on the
Dodge
Viper
"It's crude, crass,
uncomfortable as hell, and smells... like a latex condom factory in here."
on the
Volkswagen
Phaeton
"It has got every
conceivable feature you could
possibly imagine.
And a few you
couldn't."
on the Ferrari F430 Spider
"This car is more fun
that doing anything!
- that doesn't involve young women. And this kind
of fun lasts longer."
on the
Nissan
350Z
"The Z is about as
subtle as a two-by-four across the face."
on the
Dodge
Neon SRT-4
"It just shouts that
you barely graduated community college and have zero credit.
Put bluntly, its probably the least cool car
ever!"
on the Hyundai Elantra
"Tell someone you have
an Elantra, and their reaction will make you think you have just
inadvertently told them that you have SARS. And are about
to sneeze."
on the Corvette C6
"The Corvette
then, is
like Ashley Simpson, looks good on paper,
but it's only
miming."
on the Pontiac Sunfire
"It has wooly
steering, flaccid suspension, odd pedal placements...and it's made in
Mexico, where their idea of a burnout comes in a pill."
on the Lexus IS300
"If it were a person,
it would be Marissa from the O.C. It is
that
boring."
on the Infiniti G35
"It's plainly obvious
that Infiniti put the [BMW] 330i on its photocopier,
