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Scott VanPala - Heavy Metal (2006)

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List Price : $9.99 or Free download
Availability : Discontinued (DVD)

Ships              : Out of production :(
Aspect Ratio    : 4:3 Letterbox
Soundtrack      : 5.1 Surround
Disc Format     : DVDr
Running Time : 1 hour 46min
Color              : NTSC
Rating            : Unrated

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DVD Description:

Scott VanPala is back and crazier than ever with the most explosive automotive Mardi Gras you're ever likely to see.

Synopsis:

There is a select group of motor vehicles with the worst fuel economy on the planet. My job is to take 16 of these brilliant behemoths and drive like hell. But only to find out which one is the best.

So I get sideways in the Cadillac Escalade, put the Hummer H2 into full bore spins, and have my spine snapped by the Infiniti FX45. I even hand some over to The Gimp who is back as well for another guest appearance.

From there I spank the map in the Best SUV the world has ever seen, from Las Vegas to Texas to Detroit to New York, leaving bone dry Exxon stations and piles of speeding tickets in my tracks.

There are losers too though. Midway I take a break to seek out and destroy the most aesthetically challenged and dreadfully appalling abominations.

I kill the iconic Isuzu Rodeo by merging it on a cellular level with a tree.
The hapless Ford Bronco II goes head to head with the receiving end of my AK-47 - and loses. And yes, it is a real gun. And real bullets.

And that's not all, I've also brought along a few practical jokes in the forms of the Chevrolet Tahoe, the Ford Explorer, the Jeep Grand Cherokee, and the Mercedes M-Class.

There’s plenty of epic driving to be had as well. The Porsche Cayenne Turbo S topping 168mph, the Range Rover Sport under 4 feet of lake, rock smashing with the military Humvee, and an economical Honda Civic being ‘drawn’ to its death by the V8 powered Ford F-150.

Enjoy - Scott VanPala

When Scott VanPala is let loose on the automotive world to find

the best and worst SUVS ever made, the results are shocking.

Quotes
on the Porsche Cayenne Turbo	"...no more had I thought the climate controls were excessively complex than I discovered that 67 and a half degrees from the neck up and 72 and a quarter degrees from the crotch down was exactly how I wanted it!"
on the Hummer H1	"...it was used to oppress innocent third world victims of American Imperialism like the Taliban and Saddam Hussein."
on the Range Rover	"If I may be permitted to use the Olympics as a barometer, it becomes quite obvious that the British lack any sort of athletic prowess."
on the Range Rover Sport	"...the prodigious body roll and monumental understeer coupled to a stability system that cannot be disabled, make it about as sporty as Michael Moore; and just as appealing."
on the Hummer H2	"If you're not a black rapper or the sort of person who needs to stand really close to urinals, then you're much better off with something smaller, faster, and nimbler than a glacier."
on the Mercedes M-Class	"...it will fall apart faster than a Daewoo Matiz, a Kia Rio, or even Nick and Jessica's Marriage."
on the Isuzu Rodeo	[So boring, there were no quotes]
on the Ford F-150	"...[it has] a severe lack of weight in the back. The rear end is effectively an illegal immigrant. So everytime you go around a corner, it comes up front, wanting to mow your lawn."
on the Cadillac Escalade	"It's almost as if the engineers were in a contest to design a car using the least amount of screws possible."
on the Ford Explorer	"It sells in its millions to people who want a rugged, versatile, off-roader that will look good in their gated community."
on the Infiniti FX45	"...is hopelessly retarded because it can't go offroad."
on the Chevrolet Silverado	"...the new Silverado, which is based on the old Silverado, which in turn is based on a Wooley Mammoth."
on the Chevrolet Tahoe	"It has a steering wheel... it just doesn't work."
on the Chevrolet Silverado	"...the new Silverado, which is based on the old Silverado, which in turn is based on a Wooley Mammoth."
on the Ford Bronco II	"Thankfully most Bronco II's did the decent thing and disintegrated before they left the dealership."