THE MASTER CLEANSE DIET? OR WEIGHT WATCHERS?

ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN 2009 Sugar and Diuretics Conspiring to Create Magic in Your Intestines: Maple syrup full of anti-oxidants & zinc? In the tree, yes. After being boiled to make it, no.  I know some people who’ve had great success with this diet and yet others, none! Do we grant it warm acceptance or label […]

COLA WARS: THE VANILLA BEAN STRIKES BACK.

Well today is the EVE of a momentous occasion. Yet another introduction of yet another soft drink. Yes, you guessed it..The success of Vanilla Coke’s re-release has prompted the Pepsi Corporation to introduce a new flavor to strike a blow at their famed nemesis….So they have decided to make their own vanilla infused cola beverage. […]

I STILL HATE IT WHEN WRITERS ARE LAZY.

Perdóname, I hope this is the last time I have to do this. And so; I still hate it when writer’s are lazy.  Look at what this NE-er-do-well wrote about me:  http://www.nytimes.com/1997/08/30/nyregion/student-arrested-in-phone-fraud-after-wrong-victims-beeped.html?mcubz=0 I beeped the wrong victims? Is he joking or does he have bad taste? I hate lazy writers, was essentially the title of […]

BUY A DIESEL CAR & SAVE THE EARTH, SERIOUSLY!

By Jane247365 [EDITOR: THIS BLOG IS A SATIRE PIECE, A JOKE, A TEASE, AND DOES NOT REPRESENT ACTUAL VIEWS OF THE WRITER OR THE AUTOSTREAM CHANNEL.] Your ability to live is now threatened. Antarctica is dissolving, the Penguin is doomed, and it’s now so hot out that Producer of “Inconvenient Truth” had to shave off […]