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Didn't Go So Well For The Jeep

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDdfhnuH6yo

LIVE: Wednesday, February 22, 2012; 04:46:23 Earth Time Web 3.0 AutostreamUSA 2.1.0 (Cars & Hearts Racing!)

“The Cosmos is All that Is Or Was Or Ever Will Be.  Our feeblest contemplations of the Cosmos stir us-there is a tingling in the spine, a catch, in the voice, a faint sensation, as if a distant memory, of falling from a great height.  We know we are approaching the greatest of mysteries.” – Carl Sagan, 1980

AND WE HAVE A PASSION FOR:

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      too at AutostreamUSA; they’re your cardio work out if used properly, in the morning or on the weekends; Your hot yoga spin hollywood boulevard cruiser. You can rent one anywhere on Earth, with or withOUT roads; Bikes count too, ANYthing with an engine that you can mate in, or on, and preferably moving.  Pull more G’s than a Disney ride.  Shines second to diamonds.  And we’ve got the Baddest CAT in the urban jungle, the Corvette  ZR-1.

The Autostream Mile: don’t worry about the Satellite’s, our camera’s are synced with hydrogen, for greater accuracy.  On schedule, More Autostream Miles and now DUELS which are badass because the Pressure is ON to race some really interesting (not neccessarily fast) Cars  Monday mornings (if thats at all possible with Scott displeased about their quantity over quality business model).

Check out DJROB blasting his SRT8 JEEP with ‘Duck Sauce’ on his turntable and our 19 y/o future motorbike winner for America on his 0.6 liter Jap bike flat out.  If your heart rate is higher at the end of this video please share, your friends will LOVE it.  LIKES are how we Pay for all those tires!

- Autostream

[edited for clarity & PG-13 04:42:23 Ganymede Standard Time.  -Ed.]

[Scott cooked good meat on his V8 engine and people ate it and genuinely LOVED it, SUCCESS-who knows an editor with a passion for cars?!? 

Buh Bÿe,
J.A.N.E. (Email me sisters EspritZen@aol.com]

WATCH HONDA VS JEEP THRU AUTOSTREAM’S LENS  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDdfhnuH6yo

COMING SOON: Camera Car’s R our Satellite Uplink AND we have a Pet Great Leonopteryx named TORUK-ZR1 @ AutostreamUSA!

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We’re far from home

It’s for the better

What we dream, it’s all that matters

We’re on our  way, united.

- Swedish House Mafia

[Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDdfhnuH6yo  A.U.S.A.2.1.0.]

(Webisode 2.01 Uploading as I write this….)

[edit Feb 12, 2012[Earth Time]: Outside hacking corrupted the rendering engine…engineers are working on it, subscribe to be the first to see it =)

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 It’s like having a V8 engine plus a supercharger under the hood. View full article »

If you have an engine, we want you.  This is the Wild Game Preserve, Gun Range, in Beautiful River-Head County, and Grumman Naval Weapons Industrial Plant, Long Island, the always helpful NY Park Police, the Autostream Pilots, and me.  Stay close, we move fast!

Autostream VideoCoPilot (dot net).

These guys drive the drones from the County.  Today, they’re gonna see if they can BLOW me out of the sky via CGI-Weaponry composed by our Video Co-Pilot, Andrew Kramer while I’ll be out manuevureing them using GM (NYSE) Performance Division hardware. View full article »

Canon XA10 1080p

[Edit: updated links, titles]
The Cadillac CTS-V is estimated to go 191mph. This might be a family car, but it’s the fastest family car in the world (source:fastestlaps.com) and a very serious racing machine.
But ‘estimated’ leaves a lot to be desired for me. I couldn’t find any official video evidence or otherwise that this has been verified.  I simply do not believe it. View full article »

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